My post popular Tweet ever (or so far) is about fast food

[neonvincent]

This is the most popular tweet I've ever written. It has 425 likes, 10 retweets, and 10 replies. All because I told KFC UK and Ireland to be glad Wendy's wasn't in their market, because they are ruthless, at least on Twitter.

KFC UK & Ireland
‏Verified account @KFC_UKI
Jan 3

McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton

Too bad @Wendys doesn't have UK locations. I'd dare you to get into a Twitter fight with them.

I revealed something about myself in two of the reply threads. First, I used to work for Wendy's 1979-1980, so I know how they make their chili and will still eat it. Second, I know not to mess with redheads like Wendy because I was married to one. Key word, was.

As for the rest of the replies, there are so many that Twitter won't show them all to me without a lot of work. I'm not that ambitious this morning, so I'll spare myself and my readers the effort.

Comments

[skimmed_miilk]

Wendy's can be savage!

[neonvincent]

They're infamous for it. One of my tweets was that if KFC and Wendy's got in a Twitter fight, KFC would need skin grafts to treat the burns they'd get.