I've never... met.... the man, but I've been under the same roof once or twice at cons.
His con-tract rider is epic. Mr. Shatner shall not be approached without payment in advance. Mr. Shatner shall only do what Mr. Shatner has specifically contracted to do. Do not beam Mr. Shatner down to planets with no intelligence. Mr. Shatner's green room shall include at least four coolers of Canadian beer, bottled water (Bay of Fundy only), M&Ms with the green ones removed, alien women of the removed green color, and Meomawnee. Mr. Shatner is not responsible for any paternity suits.
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Date: 2021-03-24 01:45 pm (UTC)His con-tract rider is epic. Mr. Shatner shall not be approached without payment in advance. Mr. Shatner shall only do what Mr. Shatner has specifically contracted to do. Do not beam Mr. Shatner down to planets with no intelligence. Mr. Shatner's green room shall include at least four coolers of Canadian beer, bottled water (Bay of Fundy only), M&Ms with the green ones removed, alien women of the removed green color, and Meomawnee. Mr. Shatner is not responsible for any paternity suits.
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Date: 2021-03-24 04:54 pm (UTC)